Joke corner
Bill's father rented a dinner suit for a Rotary convention. The tuxedo came with an untied Bowtie and he didn't know how to tie it. Just taking a chance he knocked on his hotel's next door and there was a guy there.
- Excuse me, can you help me tie my tie?
- Sure. Just lie down on the bed.
The grandfather wasn't sure what he was getting into, but he wanted to have the tie on.
So he lay down on the bed as he was said, and the guy tied a perfect bow tie knot.
Quite reasonably the grandfather asked, - Thank you, but why did I have to lie down on the bed?
The guy said, - I'm an undertaker. That's really the only way I know how to do it.