Our next Club meeting is on Thursday, 24th July at the Royal Canberra Golf Club. Please respond to Ross’s email invitation ASAP if you have not already done so. Our programme for the next 4 weeks is below.
Please note your tasks.
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Date: Thurs.
24th July
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Event:
Board Meeting
P.Warrick
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Send matters for discussion to John Little or come along to join the admin of our Club.
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Club member to Introduce, Thank and send write up to Bulletin editor.
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24th July
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Warrick
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Jenny Horsfield – The story of Rania MacPhillamy
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Astrida
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31st July
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Warrick
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Tour of National Gallery by Russell
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NB: Lunch at NGA Café.
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7th August
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Bill
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A Latvian Odyssey – Juris’ life adventure!
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Liz
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16th August
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Bill
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End Trachoma Now
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Neil
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Rotary In-joke of the Week:
An elderly woman went into the Dentist’s surgery and asked how much it would cost for a tooth extraction.
The dentist replied, “Our fixed price for an extraction is $380.”
The old woman said, “Oh, that’s a lot money. Have you got anything cheaper for an older patient?
“Well”, the dentist replied, “I could give you a small discount making the price $360.”
“What if there was no anaesthetic?” the old woman enquired.
“In that case I could do it for $220”, the dentist said. “However it would be very painful.”
“Hmmmm”, the old woman went on, “What about if we used one of those trainee dentists and still without an anaesthetic?”
“Well, it is possible, however they are only training and things could go wrong. It would be even more painful, but I suppose that we could do it for $120.”
“Ah, that’s still a bit much!” the old woman said. “How about if we made it a training session, with the extraction done by one of the students and all of the other trainees watching and learning?”
The dentist thought about it and said, “In that case I suppose that we could do it for $50.”
“Excellent”, the old woman replied, “Can you book my husband in for next Wednesday?”
